If you think flower delivery is all peace, petals, and perfumed drives through the countryside—think again. In Episode 69 of The Flower Files podcast, Liza, Lizzie, Amber, and Kenley take us behind the bouquet to reveal the real, raw, and ridiculous stories that come with the job of delivering flowers—from sprained ankles and dog escapes to moldy vans and mistaken condolences.
Whether it’s Mother’s Day madness, wedding chaos, or navigating unnamed farm lanes, every delivery comes with its own brand of drama, charm, and unpredictability. In short, it’s a job where you might end up chased by a goat… literally.
From Buckets to Bouquets: What Delivery Really Looks Like
There’s a surprising amount of logistics and improvisation behind every successful flower drop-off. The team at Wildly Native Flower Farm shares everything from how to strap in bouquets with seatbelts to how to survive deliveries down muddy, unmarked farm lanes.
Let’s not forget the hazards: spilled buckets, moldy carpets, and yes—aromatic car interiors that tell the tale of floral water gone rogue.
The Infamous Goat Chase
Arguably the highlight of the episode, Liza shares the unforgettable moment she was chased in circles around her car by a goat guarding the recipient’s front door. The homeowner’s only advice? “Run! He’s far enough back!”
Spoiler: goats don’t care about etiquette. Or your exit strategy.
Weddings, Weird Addresses & Wacky Encounters
Florists don’t just deliver to homes—they also deal with event setups, venues, and the occasional misdirected arrangement. Amber recalls the moment she mixed up a “Happy Father’s Day” bouquet with a DIY flower bucket, while another misstep involved accidentally giving a birthday bouquet to someone whose mother had just passed away. You can’t make this stuff up.
Then there’s the “label your house” PSA. Delivery drivers everywhere, rejoice: the Flower Files crew says what we’re all thinking—if your home doesn’t have a number, you’re making it way too hard for anyone to find you.
The Wedding Day Factor: Nerves, Moms & Muffins
When it comes to weddings, flowers are a big emotional deal. But sometimes the biggest obstacles aren’t the designs—it’s the people. From bridal parties unsure how to hold a bouquet to overbearing moms criticizing color palettes, the team has seen it all.
One standout story? A planner mix-up had Liza trudging through muddy construction zones, dodging flower-unfriendly conditions while brides questioned whether they even wanted bouquets in the photos. And let’s not forget the unforgettable note: “Honey Boo Boo, I love you, Cockroach.” Delivery drivers have to read that with a straight face.
Why the Last 10 Feet Matter
At the end of the day, delivery isn’t just the last step—it’s the final, human connection. Whether you’re offering comfort, celebrating joy, or just bringing a surprise smile, the moment the flowers arrive is a meaningful one. That’s why Liza and her team put their heart into every drop-off, no matter how wild the journey is to get there.
Got a Story?
If you’ve ever delivered flowers with one hand and navigated a roundabout with the other (without spilling a bucket), the team wants to hear your stories. DM them on Instagram at @wildlynativeflowerfarm or email directly.
Because at the end of the day, every flower delivery is a little adventure—and some of them involve goats.
